Holy Cow!

Bred, pheno-hunted, and cultivated by Fig Farms, Holy Cow! is a distinctive hybrid created from Krypto Chronic and Animal Face #5, selected for its unapologetically funky aroma and unconventional terpene expression. This standout cultivar opens with a pungent, locker-room funk reminiscent of a well-worn gym bag, followed by sharp, rubbery notes that give the strain its unmistakable industrial edge. Beneath that bold, savory intensity, an unexpected wave of sweet peach candy emerges, adding a juicy, fruit-forward contrast that transforms the profile into something truly memorable. On the palate, funky rubber and earthy pungency mingle with bright peach sweetness, creating a complex progression that moves between savory intensity and sugary fruit before lingering with a musky, distinctive finish. Selected specifically for its polarizing aroma and rare sensory character, Holy Cow! reflects Fig Farms’ commitment to exploring unusual genetics and pushing beyond conventional flavor profiles. For enthusiasts who appreciate loud, unconventional terpenes and unexpected contrasts, this cultivar delivers a bold expression of funky depth balanced by a surprising candy-like sweetness.